Well hey there, it’s “Day 17” and I’m still cruisin along in the wagon, no beer on board (or any other kind of alcohol). More than 1/2 way through “Dry January” and no, I haven’t fallen off! By the way, I’m glad you’re here, but I wish you were beer.
So not a whole lot has happened this week to report, but just thought I’d leave you with some Friday night entertainment!
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!
Lots of drunks
There’s a ton of songs that have everything to do with drinking, for sure! Alcoholic beverages are prime in the entertainment industry in general. Here are lyrics to some of my faves. See if you can name that tune! (Answers at the end of this post). Cheers!
1. Now this type of shit happens all the time. You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine.
2. Could be holding you tonight, Could be doing wrong or start doing right. You don’t care about what I think…
3. I don’t ever wanna drink again. I just, oh, I just need a friend. I’m not gonna spend ten weeks, have everyone think I’m on the mend.
4. We’ve lost our good old mama, and must have whiskey, oh you know why.
5. Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it’s a real beauty, a Mexican cutie. How it got here I haven’t a clue.
6. These days we go to waste like wine, that’s turned to turpentine. It’s 6 a.m. and I’m all messed up.
7. Take another shot of courage. Wonder why the right words never come. You just get numb.
8. Now I really love how your easy to stack, but I really hate how your easy to crack. ‘Cause when beer runs down the front of my back, Well that my friends is quite yucky.
9. The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian. Make tonight a wonderful thing (Say it again).
10. Will you have whiskey with your water, or sugar with your tea? What are these crazy questions that they’re asking of me? This is the craziest party that there ever could be.
Tune in again next week to find out how weekend #3 went! Have a happy & safe weekend!
ANSWERS (lyrics above):
1. Gin & Juice, Snoop Dogg
2. I think I’ll Just Stay Here & Drink, Merle Haggard
3. Rehab, Amy Winehouse
4. Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar), The Doors
5. Margaritaville (Jimmy Buffet)
6. Turpentine, Brandi Carlile
7. Tequila Sunrise, The Eagles
8. Red Solo Cup, Toby Keith
9. Hey 19, Steeley Dan
10. Mama Told Me Not to Come, Three Dog Night
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